Google's "Crimes Against Humanity"
The old adage that "a lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client" doesn't do justice to a pro se lawsuit filed against Google on Tuesday. The handwritten filing begins by asserting that the plaintiff's social security number when reordered and turned upside-down spells "Google," never mind that social security numbers have nine digits and "Google" comprises only six letters.
How this translates into a wrong against the plaintiff isn't clear. But the plaintiff, who has managed to publish his own social security number in his public filing, seems to believe his privacy has been violated and is seeking $5 billion in damages.
3. Statement of Claim: Dylan Stephen Jayne, plaintiff, has a social security number that when the social security number is turned upside-down in its entierty [sic] it is a scrambled code that does spell the name Google.
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3. [sic] The United States Justice Department is heading the investigation into allegations of crimes against humanity all or in part on Plaintiff of this complaint against Founders of Google search engine on the Internet.
4. Plaintiff's safety is in jeopardy.
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