11/21/06

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The Church of Reality

Welcome to the Church of Reality. Welcome to the Real World. That's our church greeting. Thank you for visiting our web site. If you are frustrated with the current state of the religious world and you are looking for some sanity, you came to the right place. The Church of Reality is a positive force for change and you can be part of it. You can help make it happen. There is a lot of material here. We hope you will invest the time to read it.

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The real reason to start such a church: a tax exemption from the IRS.

The Church of Reality has some lessons to learn from The Catholic Church about design aesthetics. Background images of clouds are an offense to God.

Also, warning visitors that "there is a lot of material here" is a bad start. If you can't boil your creed down into ten commandments or less, your religion can't compete. And really, given the state of literacy today, those commandments need to be represented in pictographs and fit onto a business card.

Frankly, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster looks much more fun.

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