07/20/06

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China Plans Vegetable Surveillance

The 5000 electronic eyes and 440,000 people that safeguard Beijing aren't enough, so China plans to begin tracking its vegetables in preparation for the 2008 Olympics. "[E]very cabbage, carrot and pea pod its own identity number and file," the Beijing News reported on Wednesday, by way of Reuters. This is to protect against "safety incidents" and to prevent tubers engaging in unauthorized underground activity.

The report makes no mention of fruit.

It's unclear how the Beijing games will actually play out, given that Beijing is shrouded in toxic weather and that the Beijing Environmental Protection Bureau has warned, "For their health's sake, people should stay indoors or try to reduce the time spent outdoors."

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