05/15/06

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Human Launcher

The US Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) has filed a patent for "a controllable launcher for propelling a payload through a predictable and repeatable trajectory to a desired height." The invention is, in other words, a human launcher, or a ladder for the lazy — the patent claims the device will be able to put a person atop a 5-story building in less than 2 seconds. A force called "gravity" is currently being investigated as a way to reverse the effects of rapid elevation.

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