11/ 9/05

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"Jesus Juice" Merlot Coming Soon

A Los Angeles couple has filed to trademark the term "Jesus Juice," which they intend to use to market wine (and perhaps to stock up on hate mail from lovers of the Lord). The phrase was made famous in January 2004 after the media reported that entertainer Michael Jackson had used those words to describe the wine he allegedly offered to minors. The trademark application contains the image of a sample wine label which depicts someone who looks suspiciously Michael Jackson being crucified.

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